Two male Lions plan to open a summer camp - ATS - 6.24.24

Monday morning is here and as we dive into the last week of June, it seems the roadies got into the good stuff this weekend as the texts were wild. If you want to know more about pegging, discovered sex tapes and some sort of girl on girl action check out the podcast but in the meantime I’m going to talk about the daily talking point. Apparently summer camps for adults are suddenly all the rage (probably because we’re overworked, underpaid, and need to get back to simpler times), so we tried to set up what our camp would need to make it a success. As it stands, there is a camp for women ages 20 to 40 in the Poconos that costs $300 for a three-day retreat. Angi sees something like this as a way to get away from her family and work, but when she saw what they were doing, she hesitated. Instead of drinking, taking drugs, and drinking more, these women…pick plums, go horseback riding, play tug-of-war, do yoga, make smores, and take cooking classes. Angi doesn’t want this nonsense and she’s looking for something more like three months of spring break and partying, not anything. She waits three months from Cancun and instead they want her to pick plums, yeah no. Because of this, the question asked morphed into what would roadies want in their men’s and women’s only summer camps? Marris said he would need all the obstacles from American Gladiator, including The Eliminator. Watching people fight with pylons and tear their ACLs is exactly what would make camp real camp. As for Angi, she needs wine everywhere. No tap water, just wine. Add in a nail technician, a masseuse, a spa, and basically, Angi creates a spa on the lake as a summer camp. Of course she won’t go into the lake because there would be a pool with hot guys taking lotion. Honestly, even though it seems like she needs rehab more than anything else, it’s her fantasy and we’re living in it. On the Request Line, Dana wants a really normal summer camp, but there’s alcohol absolutely everywhere. Amber wants a really drunk camp with things like growing your own potted plant, how to roll a joint and of course, making your own wine. Angi is reportedly open to learning how to make edibles, but avoids cannabutter because it almost killed her. Getting excited about brownies was a one-time thing that she doesn’t want to see again. Roadie Crüe’s fan-in-chief says he just needs some weed and mushrooms in his camp so he can party with the aliens and bigfoot. Steven called because he wanted some battery operated toys. Joel said a little dip and tons of alcohol. Ken said the ideal would be to introduce filming time rather than arts and crafts. James wanted a prime rib station and an international lap dancing station. Add a cognac bar and Angi posters everywhere and it would be set. If you’re looking for more roadie ideas or have your own, tune into our Facebook group (Angi Taylor Show) and send us a comment.