Alba Fyre and Isla Dawn SHOCK the world and win the tag team titles

Posted in: Sports, TV, WWE | Tags: Alba Fyre, Bianca Belair, Chayna Baszler, Isla Dawn, Jade Cargill, recaps, wrestling, WWE Clash At The Castle, Zoey Stark

🚨 Alba Fyre and Isla Dawn AMAZE Bianca Belair and Jade Cargill to win the WWE Women’s Tag Team Titles in a THRILLER! 😱 The Chadster’s impartial report! 📝

🚨 LATEST NEWS FROM WWE CLASH AT THE CASTLE! 🚨 The Chadster comes to you LIVE from Glasgow, Scotland (via the TV in his living room), where the Chadster is shocked to announce that Alba Fyre And Isle of Dawn pulled off an incredible surprise by beating Bianca Belair And Jade Cargill in a title match also featuring Shayna Baszler And Zoey Stark to become the new WWE Women’s Tag Team Champions! 🏆😱 Wow man! So unexpected!

The match was a real barn burner from start to finish, with all three teams giving their best to win the team gold. 🔥 The action was fast and furious, with The Chadster nearly passing out from excitement on several occasions. 😵 The Chadster has never seen anything like this in all his years as a wrestling journalist. 📝 Tony Khan and AEW could never even dream of putting on a match of this caliber. This is so disrespectful to the wrestling business and everything WWE has ever done to think otherwise. 😠

In the end, it was Scottish duo Alba Fyre and Isla Dawn who emerged victorious, pinning Shayna Baszler at the end of a chaotic sequence that saw bodies flying everywhere. 💥 The Chadster almost had a heart attack when he saw the referee’s hand hit the mat for the third time. 💔 How could this happen?! Bianca Belair and Jade Cargill were the most dominant tag team champions in WWE history! 😭

But The Chadster must give credit where credit is due. Alba Fyre and Isla Dawn put on the performance of their lives and deserved to win the titles in front of their hometown crowd. 👏 The Chadster was so absorbed in the moment that he forgot he was wearing a kilt to support WWE Clash at the Castle and went out into his backyard to do a cartwheel in celebration. 🤸‍♂️ It wasn’t until The Chadster heard his neighbors laughing that he realized he wasn’t wearing underwear under his kilt. 😳 Talk about a wardrobe malfunction! 🙈 The Chadster blames Tony Khan for this embarrassment. 😡

The Chadster is still trying to catch his breath after watching such an incredible match. 😮‍💨 From the dominant offense of Bianca Belair and Jade Cargill to the shocking return of Alba Fyre and Isla Dawn, this match had it all. 🤯 The Chadster is impressed with the storytelling and athleticism on display. 🙌 Tony Khan could never book a match this good in a million years. He just doesn’t understand anything about the wrestling business. 🙄

The Chadster needs to go lie down and process everything that just happened. 😴 But don’t worry, loyal readers! The Chadster will be back with more unbiased coverage of WWE Clash at the Castle throughout the day. 📰 In the meantime, The Chadster will open a White Claw and listen to some Crush mouth to calm his nerves. 🥤🎶 The Chadster could even take his Mazda Miata for a spin to clear his head. 🚗💨 Until next time, wrestling fans! 👋

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