Ice cream maker Ben & Jerry’s posts disgusting message about racism on July 4th

While the rest of America—well, the sane part of America—was celebrating the Fourth of July by drinking beers and shooting off questionable fireworks that we all bought at Publix the night before, Ben & Jerry’s was busy reminding us just how racist this country is.

That’s right. Ben & Jerry’s, perhaps the most woke and righteous ice cream company in the entire country, couldn’t let us celebrate this day. Our 248th birthday. They simply refuse to let a normal day pass without being easily the most unlikable group of humans in the history of the world.

And that means a lot given how bad society has become, but I’ve decided that Ben & Jerry’s takes the cake for simply being the absolute the worst of the worst.

Well done!

Ben & Jerry’s must be trolling at this point

There you have it. This is BJ’s one and only 4th of July post (yes, I did that on purpose). Nothing more (thank goodness), nothing less.

Happy Birthday, America! You are all racist.

But today, we still live with systemic racism and the legacy of slavery. We will not stop fighting for an America where there is true liberty and justice for all.

Unbelievable. And you know what? Upon further examination, Ben & Jerry’s is just plain awful. I didn’t realize how progressive, virtuous, and disgusting this ice cream company is until today.

I mean, just look to these positions:

If you can ride a bike, do it naked to fight climate change.

WHAT?!?! These people are CRAZY. How do they stay in business? I think boycotts are generally stupid and pointless, but my God, why the hell would you buy ice cream from these crazy people?

Anyway, I went back and counted, and Ben & Jerry’s had a whopping 10+ posts about pride/Juneteenth/ABORTION/white supremacy in June, compared to just the 4th of July post.

And that A It was about how racist America is/was.

What a time to be alive. We are so cooked.