Why did Donald Trump simulate a sex act with his microphone during a rally?

There’s a good chance, you thought Donald Trump’s fantasy of where Liz Cheney was murdered was dangerous and alarming – another disturbing example of how he dreams of taking revenge on political opponents.

And if you weren’t shocked by the racist rally jokes and comments about Latinos, blacks and Jews and others during Trump’s rally at Madison Square Garden a week ago you were probably – at least – baffled by the political stupidity of it all.

But even as Trump’s rhetoric grows darker and more unhinged as Election Day approaches Tuesday, and many voters — after nine years of insults and lies — have grown numb to it, you may still have thought Trump crossed a line with his comments about golf legend Arnold Palmer’s penis.

Well, it turns out the 78-year-old former president and Republican presidential candidate has even more penis comedy material: a Linda Lovelace impersonation.

Trump simulated sexual fondling and then oral sex on his malfunctioning microphone in Milwaukee during one of his final rallies on Friday evening.

According to Yahoo! News:

Former President Donald Trump used apparent technical difficulties at a rally on Friday to toy with the idea of ​​attacking people working the event in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.

“You must be joking. Do you want to see me beat the shit out of people backstage?’ asked the Republican presidential candidate, calling it a “pretty stupid situation” after rallygoers chanted “fix the microphone” during his speech.

He later added: “I get so angry. I’m cooking here. I cook. I’m working my butt off with this stupid microphone. I blow out my left arm. Now I’m going to blow out my right arm and I’m going to blow out my damn throat too, because of these stupid people.

He then went on to rant about retired Marine Corps Gen. John Kelly, his former chief of staff, before continuing to ruminate on the apparent microphone problems.

Trump also complained about the low height of microphone stands at his events and showed how he would get around such problems, by moving his head up and down in… an imitation of oral sex.

The responses on Twitter/X were about what you would expect, although far too explicit to post here:

“Trying to make sure the campaign has a happy ending.”

“These are the books that people ban, right.”

“Apparently Donald Trump’s latest campaign message is ‘Hawk Tuah!’”

“There is something seriously wrong with this person. He is willing to do or say ANYTHING to get some applause from his sycophantic cult.”

“He has finally found something that is consenting.”

“Tomorrow the headlines will be: Trump has technical difficulties, but gives a rousing speech.”

“In 25 years, no one will wonder what Trump’s tax policy was. They will wonder who these people were who supported a man so clearly and self-evidently unfit for high constitutional office.”

Tom Nicholls, staff writer at The Atlanticwho has written extensively about Trump, including his authoritarianism, tweeted: “This is why Trump voters avoid all news sources outside their bubble – including Drudge. They know that Trump is completely derailed and mentally unstable. But they want to say, “Well, I didn’t hear about that. I just love his tax policies. ”

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