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Heroic Phillies Fan Gives Home Run Ball to Baby, National Media Silences

Posted on by angelo
Heroic Phillies Fan Gives Home Run Ball to Baby, National Media Silences

Photo: @Philly_Made_AL on Twitter

You won’t see this making national headlines. Where are the headlines about heroic Phillies fans giving a baby a moment he’ll never forget (or remember)???

Oh, they threw snowballs at Santa and batteries at JD Drew. They vomited on a child and violently shared hot dogs. Bla Bla Bla. If it bleeds, it leads when it comes to Phillies fans. When we do something like that, it’s crickets because it doesn’t move the papers. If no one else wants to talk about it, Wide crossing will talk about it. Lead from the front. We’ll shout from the top of City Hall that this is the best Phuckin fan base in the world.

The vibrations are so high right now at CBP. These guys didn’t even kill each other for the ball either. Probably because the way the Phils are hitting, there will be another one in a few batters. But it was the smoothest scrimmage for a home run I’ve ever seen. Philly fans’ barbaric narrative is currently on life support!

Inside every Phillies fan, there are two wolves. One is a guy who gives a baby a JT Realmuto home run ball. The other brings his broom to a match after sweeping the Champs. The baby then becomes the guy with the broom:

The duality of man is beautiful.

PS: I still think I’d catch a home run with my bare hands, but after seeing this thing chase away the first poor soul that enters its lane, I might have to reconsider. It depends on how many Miller Lites I have between now and then to counter the pain. I’m not going to lie, it hurts that this baby has more balls than me.