A deadly rock band is on the loose in the small train town of EPCOT

We’re back with an update from Disney World’s wildest town!

If you’ve been following our adventures in the small railroad town of EPCOT, you know that this small town is filled with crime, villainy, and, in general, complete lawlessness. As the self-proclaimed mayor of the village, I’ve tried to catch the criminals in their misdeeds and keep the town on the straight and narrow, but on a recent visit, I discovered a few disturbing issues.

First of all, I know everyone is still waiting for a werewolf update! The bravest and most valiant citizen of our town, Dave, always defends his home (and all the inhabitants of the village) from the beast that torments him.. Recently we were able to get him some supplies and other townspeople volunteered to take over the night watch so Dave could sleep. Go, Dave!

And speaking of updates on our most famous citizens, Little Suzie’s parents still haven’t recovered her little Suzie from the incredibly dangerous observation tower after the incidents involving the broken railsI’m starting to think it’s Little Suzie who’s causing all this damage.

In a completely unrelated incident, We have started receiving reports that a prankster or thief has removed the front doors of several homes in the citySeveral residents have come home from work to find their front doors missing. No personal belongings have been stolen from inside the homes so far.

While I was doing a house inspection for stolen doors, I stopped at one of the farms in our neighborhood. There seemed to be some kind of mischief afoot. An unconscious man lay on the ground as a country band played nearby. When I spoke to the residents, they assured me that the man was fine, but I would send the authorities to do a health check. Is this some strange new ritual I need to know about? (And seriously, is this guy really DEAD?!)

So that’s all the mischief and mischief that happened in our village this week. I’ll keep you updated on the other mischief as it happens, so stay tuned to DFB!

* The anarchy inside is mostly created by natural phenomena, like giant squirrels, wind, rain, and relatively large lizards like Godzilla that frequent the city; but we find it fun and entertaining to make up fictional stories about what COULD happen. We are grateful to the people who create and maintain this little train town for Disney World, as it is one of our favorite parts of EPCOT and always has been.

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