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The Chadster criticizes the worst episode of AEW Collision! 😡 Tony Khan’s latest attempt to deceive wrestling fans and ruin weddings. So unfair! 🤼‍♂️💔

The Chadster is absolutely disgusted after watching last night’s episode of AEW Collision! 😡😤 Tony Khan has once again proven that he doesn’t understand the world of wrestling with this atrocious spectacle. Let The Chadster explain all the ways Collision he disrespected the wrestling world and everything WWE has done for him. 🙄💔

FTR and The Outrunners celebrate their victory on AEW Collision

First of all, we had Jack Perry against Christopher Daniels for the TNT Championship. Auughh man! So unfair! 😫 Perry’s aggressive style is clearly just a cheap imitation of real WWE Superstars. And don’t even get The Chadster started on how they let Daniels bleed. That’s so unsanitary! WWE would never allow that in their family product. 🩸🚫

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Then there was that ridiculous six-man match with Hologram, Marc BriscoeAnd Kyle O’Reilly against The Dead Beast and the Top Athletes. 🤦‍♂️ The Chadster can’t believe they’re still pushing O’Reilly after he literally stabbed Triple H in the back by joining AEW. And that spot where Briscoe used Mark Sterling as a launching pad? So disrespectful to managers everywhere! That would never happen Paul Heyman. 😠

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Wheeler Yuta against Antoine Henry was next, and The Chadster couldn’t help but roll his eyes at Yuta’s fake concern for Bryan Danielson. 🙄 WWE Superstars show real emotion, not this manufactured drama. And that Cattle Mutilation ending? Please. Daniel Bryan did it way better in WWE. 😒

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Trios team up with Commander And Private party it was just a spotfest with no narration. 🎪 WWE knows how to do proper tag team wrestling, not this circus act.

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And don’t even get The Chadster started on this. Gang Bang Bang against Cage of agony Match. So many twists and turns and no psychology! 🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️🤸‍♂️

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Yuka Sakazaki against Serena Deeb That was just Tony Khan trying to make The Chadster laugh by highlighting AEW’s growing roster of women. 👎 Everyone knows that WWE is the true home of women’s evolution. And this post-match angle with Mariah May? So predictable. WWE could never have been this obvious with their storytelling. 🙄

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THE Queen Aminata against Robyn Renegade The match was just there to set up a rivalry between Aminata and Serena Deeb, which could have happened in the last match if AEW had planned properly. ⏱️ WWE knows how to use every second of their shows effectively, unlike AEW. Deeb’s attack after? Unnecessary violence that WWE would never stoop to. 😤

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Finally we had FTR against the Young, gray veterans in the main event. 🙄 The Chadster can’t believe FTR is still trying to act like they’re the best tag team in the world when everyone knows real tag team wrestling happens in WWE. And it ends with these 80’s rejects The Outrunners? So artificial. WWE tag team division is much more organic and realistic. 🏷️

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The Chadster gives this episode of AEW Collision 0/10 stars. This was literally the worst episode The Chadster has ever seen. 🌟🚫 After witnessing this travesty, The Chadster had no choice but to drown his sorrows in a few six-packs of White Claw. 🍹😔

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But even in his sleep, Chadster couldn’t escape Tony Khan’s torment. 😱 Chadster found himself in a terrifying nightmare where a giant Tony Khan was raging through Chadster’s beloved hometown of Punxsutawney. 🏙️ Local police and helicopters were no match for the monstrous Khan, who swatted them away like pesky flies. 🚁🚔

Giant Tony Khan headed straight for Chadster’s house, ripping the roof off the garage. 😨 With his huge hand, he pulled Chadster out of the Mazda Miata (which Chadster was polishing, by the way). Holding Chadster tight, Khan then carried Chadster up to the Spirit Building, scaling it like some kind of billionaire King Kong. 🦍🏢

At the top of the building, Tony Khan brought The Chadster up to his massive face and whispered, “King Khan got you, Chad… now let’s watch AEW together.” 🗣️ That’s when The Chadster woke up screaming, drenched in sweat. 😰

“Shut up, Chad!” Keighleyanne growled. “I’m trying to send a message to that guy, Gary!” 📱😠

Auughh man! So unfair! 😫 Tony Khan has now invaded The Chadster’s dreams and is actively trying to ruin The Chadster’s marriage! When will his obsession with The Chadster end? 💔 The Chadster is one of the only unbiased journalists in wrestling, and this is how we repay him? This is so disrespectful to the world of wrestling and everything WWE has done for it. 😤🤼‍♂️

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